Celebrities. They’re Just Like Us.

Celebrities have too much money. Being different and weird is cool (right?) and they don’t care how much it costs. I am not convinced that these bizarre beauty secrets are any better than what you and I can do…or at least what I can do for you. Check these out and let me know what you think.

1. Would you put bull semen on your hair? It is said that Catherine Zeta-Jones uses it because it is supposed to make your hair glossy, bouncy and moisturized. I’m going to pass on this one. That is disgusting and seems a bit unnecessary.

2. J. Lo (because that is what you have to call her when talking about this ridiculous facial) uses placenta face masks. It is taken from LIVE HUMAN BIRTHS or from other mammals. Gross. Supposedly it soothes the skin after exfoliation or laser treatments. You know what? A gel or seaweed mask (I use those) will also soothe the skin.

3. Jerry Hall, who to me has always seemed a little out there, is rumored to use Ceramic Crystal Therapy. I think this is my favorite one! They are injected into your face to make you look younger but the problem is, over time, your face changes and it loses volume therefore making the particles evident. Plus, there is a chance that your body will reject the crystals. I’m not seeing the upside.

4. What about getting blood injected to look more youthful…temporarily? Yep. It doesn’t even last that long but Angelina Jolie and Kim Kardashian do it anyway. Does this surprise you? Even doctors are saying that there are “easier, cheaper” ways to achieve a youthful glow.




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